This was a forward sent to me by my brother I thought is was cute and funny and wanted to share, Just thought everyone else could use a laugh for the day too.
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Paymet, this is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q. and A. format.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! LOVE it! The sad thing is that it is true..SOOO true! Sadly most of us will be using the "stimulus" by "bailing out" BIG banking by trying to "catch up" on our credit cards that we are "behind" on because we got "laid off" because the economy is in the freekin toilet..thus necessitating a "stimulus"! sigh!
Yep got ya there brett e-mail this to me I thought it was funny and cute.
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